Japan And The Dead: An Old View

The first thing one needs to know about this topic of the Dead, is that the country consists of five spiritual belief systems (in no particular order): Taoism, folk religion, Shinto, Confucianism, and Buddhism.

In fact, these belief systems have harmoniously intermingled with each other for centuries.

Christianity, led by St. Francis Xavier tried to sneak into Japan in 1549 AD, but that never took hold as well as the Christians had hoped, as there was a massacre in Nagasaki back in 1597 when the Japanese executed 26 Christians. They were tortured and crucified on crosses in a macabre form of irony. I shall talk about more about Christianity in a later blog. 

In Shinto (神道), a name actually derived in the 19th century though its practice is from the 8th century AD, the Japanese believe that a kami (god) lives as a force of nature, and that things such as rocks or trees or mountains or rivers or rice paddies or waterfalls all have their own kami. Shinto actually means "the way of the Gods".

Nowadays, Shinto relates to the kami who are enshrined within jinja (shrines)... and always have torii (gateway) before their entrance. The image above is of a torii.

What does a kami look like? Maybe like a human... maybe like an animal. It's not really important to the people of Japan. It is vague... just like what they do for people. It's just a form of respect to nature.

That all has nothing to do with anything, but despite Japan's non-desire to define a kami, it still has a defined ritual and process for the dead... at least until modern times.

Back in the old days, a corpse was feared. Yes, there was respect for the dead body of a friend or family member, but there was a greater fear that the spirit was going to be trouble for the living.

As such, shinto purification rites had to be performed on a corpse, as well as the home it was kept in, not to mention the place where the death occurred.

Part of the reason for purifying the corpse was to help the spirit move onto the next stage of its journey. They other was to ensure it wouldn't try to stick around and kill the living.

Now that's superstitious.

"Grandma's dead..."
"Oh crap! Now she's an evil spirit! Is the dog levitating?"

I jest, but the example is sound.

Now, with the Buddhism, which originated in India but came to Japan from China in the 6th Century, the proper care of a dead body, or rather its vengeful spirit was undertaken.

Now... in order for a spirit to not become an avenging ghoul, Buddhist ceremonies needed to take place to move the spirit along a journey that would soon enough make it a much respected ancestor - but only if you followed the proper Buddhist traditions. I smell financial gain for those doing the ceremonies!

I hate you all!

During these Buddhist rites, the newly deceased spirit (shirei) would eventually become a hotoke (a spirit that becomes enlightened - a Buddha). After 10 years, the hotoke would transform into a senzo (ancestor), and eventually into a kami and thus become a part of the natural area.

According to beliefs, the ancestral kami would always be a part of the land, and would work tirelessly to ensure the prosperity of its family for as long as the memory of the deceased was maintained. If its memory was forgotten, the spirit was then treated as though it was part of a kami collective for the family - but perhaps it would no have to work as hard.

And, just so you know, for those people who died and had no relatives to mourn for them or to pray to them or died a violent death, these spirits became muenbotoke  - the Buddhas of no affiliation - and these are the spirits that people truly feared as perhaps taking the living to task. These muenbotoke are the basis for all of the ghost stories.

That's the five-yen version of the old and ancient view of death and ghosts et al of Japan.

Cheers,
Andrew Joseph  

Tokyo Architecture In LEGO

I have no idea who sent me these pictures of LEGO constructs, but they certainly are awesome.

I did do a lot of research on them, however, because I do recognize the architecture (I like architecture).

Constructed entirely of LEGO, the top photo is of the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building also known as Tokyo City Hall (東京都庁舎 Tōkyō-to Chōsha).

To show you the type of accuracy involved, here's the real building below:

Markus Leupold-Löwenthal took this photo in 2005 of the real building.
Pretty freaking awesome LEGO build, eh? 

The real building is situated in the Shinjuku district Tokyo and between 1991 to 2006 was the tallest building in the city, coming in at a height of 243 meters (799 feet).

Below, is the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building beside the Tokyo Tower - also in LEGO!


You can see how big the the models are!

Tokyo Tower (left) and Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building (right) made out of LEGO building blocks.


The real Tokyo Tower (東京タワー Tōkyō tawā) was built in 1958 and stands an impressive 333 meters (1,091 feet) high and was, until recently the tallest structure in Japan (now the Tokyo Skytree that opened up earlier this month) (I'll get to it!). Located in Shibuya Park, Minato district of Tokyo, this Eiffel Tower look-alike is a communications and observation tower.

Here's a photo of the real Tokyo Tower for comparison purposes.


Regular readers know I love constructing things out of LEGO with my six-year-old son, Hudson - though I must admit I have my own building agenda.

My deal is feudal Japan. 

I have two projects on the go right now and am awaiting the time to photograph one of them (Japanese castle), and am awaiting the proper inspiration on how I am populating the other (temple atop mountain).

Other plans include a samurai duel a la The Seven Samurai, and building a siege weapon - Japanese style and then having it attack something.

That's all for now... I hope you enjoyed the pictures.

Cheers,
Andrew Joseph    
 




Sannen-zaka - A Walk Down Memory Lane

The photo above is a part of Kyoto-shi (Kyoto City) in Kyoto-ken (Kyoto Prefecture) in Japan. This section of town is known as Sannen-zaka, which translates to 'three-year hill'.

The street has been restored to the glory of two hundred years previous, and aside from the style of dress and the excessive electrical lines above, one does get the feeling of being a wandering ronin (masterless samurai) looking to purchase a fine meal at a small inn and hopefully find a job that will allow him to stay a while longer in the city.

Along with the nearby Ninen-zaka (two year hill), the street is named after when the roads were laid out when the Imperial City of Kyoto was first built in and around the 8th century AD.

Both streets are laid out with old style wooden buildings featuring homes, traditional shops, tourist shops (of course) and restaurants.  

In the photo above that I took in 1993 during Golden Week, you can tell that it had rained earlier that morning - what with the slick street and the washed out sky. Of course it rained. I am the Ame Otoko (Rain Man), and it always rains when I travel in Japan.

My traveling companion for this week-long trip was the foxy Trisha Pepper, who spoke Japanese fluently (thank god - a trip upon which I didn't get lost!!!), and she had red hair. Two out of three for me! Bigger boobs was the missing third.

I kid. I don't really care about boobs.

You were expecting a follow-up joke, weren't you? I can be serious sometimes. 

Trisha was one of the smartest people I ever met in Japan (excluding maybe Kristine, Nobuko and Junko - a 4-way tie!). That statement will upset my buddy Matthew, so let me rephrase it to say the 'smartest woman'.

She also had a wicked sense of humor, that sadly was better than my own. No. I did not sleep with her. She had a boyfriend back home, and as far as I was concerned, she remained faithful. Damn right I would have slept with her if given half a chance. Crazy chick could hold her alcohol, too! You will meet Trisha soon enough.

For those of you who may not know, Kyoto translates to 'capital city' and was indeed once the imperial capital of Japan. Now with 1.5 million people, 1,000 temples and better weather now that I have left, Kyoto is the capital of the same-named prefecture.

By the way: Kyo-to... To-kyo...  it was done for a reason...

Cheers,
Andrew Joseph

And yes... the photo belongs to Andrew Joseph. For non-commercial purposes, anyone may use it if you note that I am the photographer. 

As you may have noticed, I completely changed the look of this blog. It looks slick, doesn't it. If you are having a difficult time navigating it, so am I. If it wasn't for me leaving my You Know What I Hate blog as it was, I would not be able to get into the damn blog to add new article - in fact... I wouldn't even be able to change it back to the old version (if I wanted to), because the buttons I have that allow me to do that are not showing up. I can still get around this and my other two blogs - How To Survive Women is also graced with a new look - but it ain't easy. Oh the suffering I do for my art! 

A Short Story On Nintendo's Mario


As promised in the last blog entry, here is my tribute to Miyamoto Shigeru (surname first), the man who created Donkey Kong and thus the whole Mario World series of Nintendo video games everyone loves - though one of my all-time favorites was Donkey Kong Country for the Nintendo 64  - I loved playing it more than any Mario game. Still... Mario did first appear in the arcade game Donkey Kong
My homage is a short story I wrote back in 1991 or 1992. I call it... 
 THE TWENTY-FIVE CENT INTERVIEW
Hey, wotsah op? Thees eez Mario. Ya, that'sa right - the guy froma the videoh games. Anyhow, theesa guy froma the paypa he come ana aska me fora my story. Mamma mia! Ifa people awantta know, I'lla tell it.
            It wuz abouta twenny-fiveah years ago when I wuzza mindinga my owna bizzness, "Mario's Construction", that was notta ever, evena remotely connected to the Maffiosa or my cuzin, Tony. I swear ona my mamma's grave. Godda rest her soul. Now, wherea wuz I? Oh yah - I hadda one of Don Francesco's new buildings going op when alluva sudden theesa stupido, smelly, uhgaly monkey he comma anda take my secretary onna toppa my building. I no like it, see. It'sa bad for bizness and besides - nobody makesa da monkey shines at my gal! (Don't tella my wife - she'll a kill me.)
            When I finally gotta my secretary back, I hadda stoppa the monkey. So, I blew op the building. He shoulda die, but no - he land onna his head, so he wasa okay. Fungoul.
            I hateah them stupido monkeys. After I brokah the building down, I gotta my ass sued. I couldinna take ita no moh, so I tooka the monkey to the Africa with me so I coulda capture hissa baby, too. Ha-ha. Of course, thata little runt bastard nearly killed me a few times - and he gotta his poppa back. So, I gotta my brother Luigi. He hateah da monekys, too. He used to be an organa grinder until hea found hisa partner wuza skimming offa da top.
            Together we set offa to catch them monkey bastards - but, somethinga happened! We seemed to slip into a messa alternate realities. I know thata phrase. I learn fromma my son, Guido's Micronaut dolls. He no likka the monkeys, too, but he say I wasa crazy in the head and shoulda leaveah da stupido monkey alone. He showa disarespect to hisa father, so I hadda his godfather speak to him. Thata fixed him. Ha.
            It's a strange place, thissa alternate world. There'sa dinosaurs anda dragons anda alla kinds of stoff. I know them monkeys izza hiding somewhere here - but the worrsa part is thata those damn Japanese controla the everything!! Hey! Iffa my cuzin Tony readsa this (sorry, hasa someone read it to him), he shouda bring somma heza family here to make the Japs show somma respect. Ha-ha-ha!!!
            Okay. I gotta go finda that stupido monkey - buta remember – unless your pasta needs something mor than a tomate, watchout! Thosa stupido musharooms messa you op real good. Fungoul.

Story by Andrew Joseph
Look, if the Japanese can create a beloved video game character that is so obviously Italian-looking, I can make him speak like an extra from a Chico Marx movie.   

Creator of Mario Bros. Gains Top Score For Humanities

For those of you who have ever played a Nintendo video game, chances are you've played a creation by one of the 'gods' of video game industry.

Miyamoto Shigeru, 59, created the now simplistic yet highly addictive Donkey Kong video game that would have bankrupted me if I hadn't figured out how to do the old quarter-on-a-string trick on the coin-operated games at arcades and local convenience stores.

Ahhhh... the countless hours spent staring at a screen leaping over barrels tossed by a big ape on top of a construction site, while my little Italian-American carpenter, Mario, tries to rescue the kidnapped blonde (Princess Peach) with the huge knockers. I was a lonely, teenager - I imagine her the way I want to imagine her. 

Born in Sonobe, Kyoto-ken in Japan, Miyamoto joined Nintendo in 1977 after studying industrial design.

Miyamoto took Donkey Kong and made the poor ape's antagonist a video game legend, first with Donkey Kong Junior involving the Ape's son trying to rescue his caged papa from Donkey from the evil Mario.

I figured Miyamoto killed the franchise with horrible third Mario-related game, Mario Bros., that now had Mario and his freshly introduced little brother Luigi as plumbers going down into the sewers.

Luckily Miyamoto helped bring Mario into everyone's homes when Nintendo brought out the Famicon video game system for the home  back in the 80s. He then created such stand-out games as the Zelda series, Star Fox, F-Zero... and apparently Wii Fitand Wii Music.

Anyhow, on May 23, 2012, Miyamoto was presented with Spain's Prince of Asturias Prize for his role in revolutionizing the video game industry. Actually, the prize is a communications and humanities award, and the award's committee honored him for: "excluding violence from his creations" and turning video games into "a medium capable of bringing people together regardless of sex, age or social or cultural status."

Says Miyamoto, "I will continue my efforts so that video games will continuously be able to offer fun and joy to people of all generations all around the world."

The selection jury adds in a statement: "With these creations, he has converted the video game into a social revolution and has managed to popularize it among a sector of the population that had not previously accessed this kind of entertainment.

"Noted for excluding violence from his creations, Miyamoto has revolutionized the industry."

This comment about a lack of violence in his creations is a bit of a stretch if one has only ever played the Wii games or the Super Mario World series... Star Fox involves shooting the crap out of other spacecraft; Zelda is killing things all the time even though he plays a calming ocarina - he has a sword for god's sake! He kills people with his sword! F-Zero was a race car game series - and even though I haven't played it in 15 years, I'm pretty sure I got to run or blast other cars off the road. Heck - have you ever played a Mario race game? You are expected to cheat to win... blasting opponents, dropping oil slicks... and look at the original Donkey Kong... collapsed buildings... Donkey Kong Jr. has Mario taunting and teasing a young ape with the capture of his dad... and dude... if you've ever played a Mario World game, you know that when you eat a mushroom it messes with you giving you a PCP high.

Whatever. His creations have created a lot of fun for kids and adults alike...

The Prince of Asturias Prize comes with an award of 50,000 gold tokens (E50,000 or Cdn/US $64,000).

As an added bonus, eight hours after publishing this, I shall post my homage to Miyamoto with a short story I wrote about 20 years ago while living in Ohtawara-shi, Tochigi-ken, Japan. You lucky, lucky bastards.

Cheers!
Andrew Joseph

Osaka Government Survey Finds 110 City Workers With Tattoos

When you look at the headline, the response of people not living in Japan is BFD (big effin' deal).

But, unfortunately, discovering that 110 of the City of Osaka's employees have tattoos is a cause for alarm for anyone who believes in social freedoms. 

Check out this story I wrote a couple of weeks ago HERE about the mayor's plan to send out a survey requesting its 34,000 employees (not including teachers) if they had tattoos and to indicate on the front and backside of a drawing of a human body just where such markings are located. 

Well... despite no legal obligation to do so, the employees, like good little sheep, filled out the surveys. 

Apparently the Japanese do not mind hiding a lie, but will not actually lie. Some 73 members of the Osaka Environment Bureau, 15 from the Transportation Bureau and seven (7) from the Public Works Bureau, all admitted in the survey (with their names on it) that they did indeed possess ink. 

What are those bureaus? Essentially it means that a lot of people involved in sanitation or subway operations have tattoos.

Why does the government of Osaka want to know? Well, thanks to the honesty, it is going to set up some rules for the workers, specifically the tattooed ones where employees are not allowed to expose their tattoos during work hours.

The City has unofficially said it will consider relocating tattooed workers. By this, Japan - It's A Wonderful Rife assumes they mean employees who deal more often with the public will no longer be allowed to deal with the public. 

What's the big deal about having a tattoo? While I do not have one and don't see the need to permanently mark myself up artistically - what would I put on myself, my brother does have a few (but don't tell our dad!), an uncle, too, my wife and brother-in-law have one, more than a few lovers, one-night stands et al of mine have them, co-workers have them - and good for them. Love and do as you will. It's not for me, but I can certainly appreciate a good quality piece of art - especially when it means something to the person. 


But in Japan - having a tattoo meant you were in the Yakuza. A gentleman's business club, if you will. Screw the fact that it is now 2012 and tattoos are a form of self-expression and art (and always have been). Young people not even remotely connected to the Yakuza have tattoos.

The problem isn't so much that the government of Osaka is afraid of the tattoos... it's that its constituents might be. 

To remove the possibility that the average non-tattooed citizen might think the city is overrun by the Yakuza, the city of Osaka  - and its mayor especially - have overreacted.   

Sad but true. 


This Hello Kitty tattoo is frightening, isn't it? Not.
Files by Andrew Joseph

Japan Requests U.S. Remove Comfort Woman Memorial

I recently read a story about how two teams of Japanese officials (no mention was made as to what or who they officially represented) travelled to New York City to ask government officials (again, no idea what department) to remove a plaque remembering Korean comfort women used by the Japanese military during WWII.

Situated outside a public library in Palisades Park (Hey! Isn't Palisades Park in New Jersey?!), the team of Japanese complainers stopped by twice this May to see about getting the 2010 memorial removed, for which Japan - It's A Wonderful Rife assumes is because it embarrasses Japan.

Japan should be embarrassed by this.

Yes, it should be embarrassed about its role in the heinous crime against women, but it should be equally as embarrassed that it should request that the memorial be removed.

Look... I know that statistically-speaking there may not be many of the victims or rapists still alive. But it was a horrible, horrible crime. A crime against humanity.

Canada, New Zealand and Australia utilize the term 'Lest We Forget' when we acknowledge the veteran soldiers who participated in wars to protect the rights of innocents. That's what we do.

Those who fail to learn from the mistakes of their predecessors are destined to repeat them.

The brass plaque on a stone block reads: "In memory of the more than 200,000 women and girls who were abducted by the armed forces of the government of imperial Japan. Known as 'comfort women', they endured human rights violations that no peoples should leave unrecognized. Let us never forget the horrors of crimes against humanity."

It was dedicated on October 23, 2010 there in Town of Palisades Park in the County of Bergen, New Jersey.

Yes... the stupid article I first read, did indeed get the State incorrect.  It is New Jersey!

Obviously, the Japanese attempt to stifle this expression of memorial was deemed distasteful to all non-Japanese involved.

Palisades Park, which has about 20,000 residents, has over half its residents being of Korean descent.

Back in December of 2011, the contentious comfort woman discussion was brought back into the arena after a bronze statue honoring the victims was erected in Seoul, South Korea.

The real contentious part was the decision to erect it across the street from the Japanese embassy there.

Owtch.

The statue of a seated teenaged Korean comfort girl has upset Japan, and says the statue contravenes  Article 22 of the Vienna Convention on the dignity of foreign missions.

Of course, South Korea does not call the statue a comfort woman memorial... it's officially called a Peace Memorial. It's a beautiful, sad piece of art.



The comfort memorial, I mean Peace Memorial in Seoul, South Korea.
 Now... at least since the issue of comfort women arose back in 1991, Japan has tried to make amends, as they have formally apologized, expressed remorse and responsibility and even offered to set up a Cdn/US $1-billion (~¥79,643,790,000) fund for the victims.

But Korea - or rather some Koreans - say that those actions just aren't good enough.

Apparently because the monies for the fund would be coming from the private sector, the surviving victims say 'no thanks' and want the Japanese government to foot the bill.

The main problem presented by Japan is that according to the 1965 treaties, Japan says it should be exempt from having to pay individual compensation for the stupid stuff it did while in its colonial rule of the Korean Peninsula between 1910 - 1945. As such, it also includes the issues of the Comfort Women even though it did not come to light until many years later.

You know what? While I know these women and their families suffered terribly, take the damn private money and spend it - while there is still time left to possibly enjoy it! Who really cares where the money is coming from! Take it and spend it on yourself, family, friends, charity - whatever. Why hold it up? It's been 67+ years! I'm not saying to forget - and maybe you don't even need to forgive - but please, don't let someone else's evil stop you from enjoying life! How does holding out hoping for money from the Government of Japan actually change the fact that these poor women were uses as sex slaves? Screw principle! Do something nice with the money! For others, if not yourself!

Sure... maybe it's not about the money. It's about punishing the Government of Japan. No problem... I see that, too. But that government is long since past. It's not even about the sins of the father any more... it's the sins of the grandfather.

Besides... do you really think Japan has an extra $1-billion lying around? I think not! The damn country is nearly broke!

Take the money! Turn an evil into something good.

So... my diatribe is over.

Korean Comfort Women
Back on May 1, 2012, according to a more reputable report I read, the first Japanese delegation to Palisades Park was led by the consul general Hiroki Shigeyuki (surname first) who acted nicely and presented his case as to why he was there.

On May 6, 2012, a second group arrived led by four members of the Japanese Parliament, who, let's just say, weren't all that nice. Group #2 were members of Japan's official opposition part, the Liberal Democratic Party.

While trying to convince the Palisades Park officials that the monument should be removed, these four idiots set a new bar for idiocy. They tried to convince the Americans that the comfort women were not forced to become sex slaves.

Oh my Buddah. Are you kidding me?

Palisades Park mayor James Rotundo says: “They said the comfort women were a lie, that they were set up by an outside agency, that they were women who were paid to come and take care of the troops.”

Continuing his report of the meeting, the mayor notes, “I said, ‘We’re not going to take it down, but thanks for coming.’”

Okay... after hearing about this, maybe Japan should make the Liberal Democratic Party contribute the $1-billion in reparations. Idiots.

Maybe they would feel differently if the rest of the world had no pity for the atomic bomb victims? Or tell them to suck it up, it wasn't that hot.

Japan, you have no right to ask anyone to remove anything in another country. The same with Seoul's cheeky memorial statue across the street from the embassy in South Korea. I guess they are still pissed off at you. 

Suck it up and move on. Hey... couldn't the private sector donate $1-billion to the gov't and then they could give it to the victims... but do it under the table?

I know, I know... no matter how dirty the secret, it will come out.

Files compiled by Andrew Joseph

Morikami Museum Gets Spooky With “Ghosts, Goblins and Gods” Japanese Art Exhibit


In Japan’s native religion Shinto, people share the world with spirits that inhabit humans and animals along with inanimate objects such as rocks and lakes.  The Morikami Museum and Japanese Gardens will open explores these spirits in “Ghosts, Goblins and Gods: The Supernatural in Japanese Art,” which opens Tuesday, May 22.

Consisting of paintings, woodblock prints, masks, sculptures and folk toys,  “Ghosts, Goblins and Gods” explores the thousands of spirits in Japan’s legends and myths.  Some are regarded as gods while others are seen as harmful demons and tricksters.

The mythical spirits live on today through literature, art, film and philosophy, shows such as Pokémon use the Japanese monsters as inspiration for its many characters.

Along with Pokémon, the exhibit, which runs until Sept. 16, features deities of happiness, good fortune and wisdom, including Ebisu, the god of fishermen, Daikoku, the god of agriculture, Hotei and his feminine duplicate Okame, the gods of cheerfulness.

The museum didn’t forget about the pranksters of Japanese myth, on view are the tengu, half-man half-bird creatures who abduct children and anamorphous foxes and badgers in the forest.


Source: PB Pulse
Photo Source: Eastern Art Online

Let's Play Nutcracker!

One of my favorite television show is Supernatural. It's kind of like the Hardy Boys meets The X-Files. I've been watching it from Day One and own all of the DVDs, but I do draw the line at joining any fan clubs. As Groucho Marx once said, "I would never join any club that would have me as a member."

The show involves brothers Sam and Dean Winchester hunting down demons and other monsters that roam the Earth. It sounds simplistic, but it is not. It's very entertaining (much to my buddy Mike Rogers' chagrin), and I do like it it a lot.

Anyhow... in this episode entitled Changing Channels from Season 5, Episode 8, the brothers are trapped in television land by a Djinn who enjoys screwing with the boys.

In the video I have here, the boys are thrust into a made-up Japanese television show called Nutcracker. Watch the video to see why:



I don't know about you women, but I'm pretty sure every guy out there had his gonads scrunch up nice and tight during Sam's breathtaking scene.

Yes, it is a parody... but I have watched enough Japanese television to know that the Japanese are dangerously amused by slapstick and/or physical comedy, and have indeed often parlayed that into some great, if not violently inane television.

Anyhow... not every episode is as wacky as this clip. Sometimes it is downright dark, what with a war between good and evil, the four horsemen, prophets, armageddon, Paradiso, Inferno and Purgatorio. Comedy, Pathos, Violence. What more do you want?  

Hope you enjoyed the video and might consider renting or purchasing the first season of Supernatural for some cool entertainment.  

Cheers,
Andrew Joseph 

Wrecking Crew Orchestra

Here's a video of the Japanese dance group the Wrecking Crew Orchestra - eight men who know their sh!t: Yokoi; Dominique; Take; Hanai; Bon; Sawada; Shohei, and; uu. Yes... uu. 

I believe they are dancing to the song Lines in Wax by Flux Pavilion - feat. Foreign Beggars. At least that's what it said in the comments buried in another version of this video. Who knows... I'm not an expert in this techno musical genre.It could also just be Daft Punk's Arena. Feel free to teach me.

And yes, there is an American group that does the same type of performance, but this blog is about Japan. 'Nuff said. Except there is plenty of room in this world for spectacular, eye-popping theater.

Watch the video and prepare to have your breath taken away.



Coolio, eh?

I'm not sure what is up with me posting dance videos, but what the hell... I used to know of at least one person who likes dancing, though I'm unsure if she cares for this type... but, if she happens to find this blog, I'm certain  she will enjoy the show! I did!

Cheers
Andrew Joseph

Japanese Dance Dance Revolution - Yeah baby!

Uh... okay... Matthew sent me a link to this one.

It's bloody awesome.

Just watch the video. I'll continue when you are done. Volume is necessary. Not too loud now... you don't want to freak out the co-workers.



Okay... you're back. I had to watch it again, too. Strange, weird, WTF. But highly addictive.

The impressive part was that he was in synch, and that he pretty much went at full speed for two minutes!

So... what do you think? Does this guy work as the Bank Manager at your bank in Japan?

Cheers!
Andrew Joseph
PS: Does anyone else think that that little room is his entire apartment in Tokyo? I do.

Too Much Packaging!

Here's an interesting video I found on You Tube of a gaijin (foreigner) who bought himself a meal at the local McDonald's restaurant in Japan.

There's nothing amazing about that, until you see the amount of packaging that is used for a typical take-out meal.


Just know that in Japan L-size means large. If you try and use 'Japanese' and say oki-sai (big size) they will have no idea what you are saying. At any place in any town in Japan. Essu-saizu; emmu-saizu; and eeru-saizu. Yup.  S-size; M-size; and L-size. 


Damn video made me hungry. But... all I know is that while I enjoyed a Big Mac or two as much as the next person, I really liked the Teriyaki Burger. Yes... McDonald's around the world have differing menus. You should try the Maharaja-Mac in India.  

It's still a lot of packaging, though. Maybe McDonald's could talk to someone of their restaurants about this? Please?

Cheers
Andrew Joseph

Japan's First Sport - Kemari

Did you know that once upon a time when samurai were lethal killing machines that they, along with practicing the martial arts, doing the tea ceremony, playing go and shogi (Japanese chess) would play a game called kemari (蹴鞠).

Kemari was the gentleman's game of football.

No... not what you American's are thinking of. this game actually uses the foot predominately.

And no... it's not quite what the rest of the world knows as football (US and Canada's soccer).

It's probably closer to hacky sack.

Coming over from China, kemari was a game that was popular amongst the aristocrats of the Nara and Heian periods (710 AD - 1185 AD).

The game is non-competitive and is between two to eight players who pass a ball between one another while keeping it in the air.

The eight-inch diameter ball (mari) is made of deerskin - not leatherized, but rather just deerskin filled with sawdust or barley and sewn shut.  

From what I understand, when you get the ball, you are allowed to kick it up into the air as many times as you like to show off your skill. Apparently each time the ball is kicked up, the kicker says Ariya! When the ball is passed to another player, you shout Ari!

Players known as Mariashi (ball legs or foot ballers) were allowed to used their head, feet, knees, back, and arms to keep the ball in the air. Obviously the greater number of times one could keep the ball up in the air, the greater the skill of the player.

Needless to say, some great hand-eye coordination, as well as a deft touch with the ball was required to play and play well. 

This image from a 17th century painted scroll shows the game of kemari. Note the trees.
Now, a samurai would not just play hacky sack, I mean kemari just any place... it had to played on a specific field of play that is about six meters (19.7-feet) squared called the kikutsubo. It is a grass field with four corners, with a different tree in each of the corners: a Japanese black pine, a willow, a cherry and a maple tree.

The field size varied depending on the number of participants, so some samurai who had their own kikutsubo would their four corner trees in pots that could be moved to create an expanded or contracted field as required.

By Andrew Joseph
Photo above is from Wikipedia Commons and shows the game played at the Kemari Matsuri (festival) at the shinto Tanzan Shrine (Tanzan Jinja) in Sakurai, Nara, Japan. And yes... the clothing worn in the top photo - the kariginu - is an official kemari uniform. 

Drinking Ban In Fukuoka!

This article is a cup half-full of sarcasm. Because I am optimistic. Sarcasm rules.

Japan is quickly becoming known as a country of hard-asses. Dumb, hard-asses.

Earlier this month, the mayor of Osaka surveyed its city employees about their tattoo wearing habits and implied they should cover up or not be allowed the privilege of working for the Grand Poobah of the Royal Order of Water Buffaloes - or whatever the government of Osaka calls itself.  READ NOW!

Now, in yet another fine example of knee-jerk reaction, Fukuoka mayor Takashima Soichiro (surname first) has told the city's public servants that they are banned from drinking alcohol outside of their home.

Why? What could possibly cause such draconian behavior from a mayor who has not admitted he dresses up in women's clothing and beats his wife?  He hasn't admitted to this because no one is asking the questions.

Regardless,  scandal seems to be the root of the evil that is drinking. Apparently on May 18, 2012, a port and harbor bureau official was arrested after he reportedly assaulted a taxi driver.

As well, the epidemic scandalous behavior of the Fukuoka civil servants continues as an official from the child care division was arrested. Oh god... please don't let it be because he was diddling kids!

No wait!  He apparently assaulted a former colleague.

Though not officially confirmed by the Fukuoka mayor's office, we must read between the lines and assume that alcohol was involved.

These two were not so-civil workers.

So... two guys have a wee bit too much to drink, assault someone (which is admittedly very bad!) and then everyone who gets a government paycheck is now punished.

Good gods! No booze for one month outside your own home? Bars everywhere in Fukuoka will close up for good!

Oh well... with money saved from not drinking, Fukuoka civil servants can now spend their hard-earned yen on getting themselves tattooed! As a plus, by not being drunk, there should be less bleeding... from the tattoo needles and angry drunks. 

Fukuoka Mayor Takashima says that when he told the department managers of his prohibition plans, he hoped the shock would make city employees be aware of the seriousness of the recent incidents and that they would better realize that they need to be responsible members of the community... that they represent the government. 

Anyhow... should you be a city worker living in Fukuoka - including JET Programme members who work for the city's Board of Education... go ahead and have a drink. His edict is not legal. 

You can't be fined, disciplined or imprisoned for drinking at a bar over the next month.  It is possible, however, that you will be shunned as the nail that stands up and needs hammering down.

Regardless of such minor inconveniences as legality, the City of Fukuoka has said it will "strictly enforce" the no booze for a month order.

Do you know what would have been a better response to the alcohol ban?  Do you recall that when you were 12 years old and you got caught smoking that one cigarette... so your dad bought a carton and made you smoke it all to make you sick?

Maybe that's what the City should do to the TWO employees who are already being punished by being arrested. Make them smoke a carton of cigarettes. No, I mean make them drink a barrel of booze. Something horrible... like peach schnapps.  Or Calpis. Ugh.

Well... considering I now smoke a carton of unfiltered a day - thanks for the punishment dad! - maybe a kindler, gentler reaction would be in order.

Let's get some counseling for the two idiot fighter/drinkers. Lots of it. Ban them from drinking at office events. Provide data showing the rest of the employees that drinking can be bad for you - and give out those pamphlets at an office party.

Gods... anything but a ban on drinking outside your home for a month. It means you can't even get your girlfriend drunk at your place if she works for the city! It means you can't hoist a wobbly pop with your best buddy at his wedding, birthday or birth of his first-child (as long as it's a boy!). 

On the other hand, men who are angry about not being able to go out drinking with their girlfriend, can stay home and drink with the wife.

I'm sure no violence will happen at home. 

Heil Takashima!

Andrew Joseph
PS - that book up above - that's Japan's Holy Grail of drinking establishments. It's a very good book.

Japanese Woman Oldest To Climb Mt. Everest

Cool story from NBC World News via great buddy Matthew of a Japanese woman who is the oldest woman to climb Mt. Everest, our planet's highest mountain.

Truly awesome stuff! If I am still alive at her age, I'm sure I'll be sucking on an oxygen tank at sea level, and here she is at up at 8,848 meters (29,029 feet) above sea level.:

CLIMBING HIGHER

An estimated 150 climbers tried to reach the top Friday and Saturday as they rushed to use a brief window of good weather in an otherwise troubled climbing season. Many had been waiting at a staging camp for several days for their chance to head to the summit.

On a sad note, during the descent, four people died:
Shriya Shah-Klorfine, 33, of Toronto who was the first South Asian woman from Canada to get to the top; Wang-yi Fa, 55 of China - his Sherpa guide is still missing. 
These two were killed when strong winds hit the mountain.


Also dead this past weekend are: 
Dr. Eberhard Schaaf, 62, of Germany, and; mountaineer Song Won-bin, 44, of South Korea.

Everest can be a bitch.
Andrew Joseph

Japan And The Gaijin - Part 1

I was recently asked by a young woman about what the culture is like; whether it is welcoming of foreigners, and 'does it see all white people as American (are they cool with us Canucks)?'

She also asked about dress code for would-be teachers, and whether or not they were cool with piercings and hair color.

She also asked a bunch of other questions - and I will get to those in another blog, if you don't mind.

Let me start with the second set of questions. Japan is still pretty much wary of such things as piercings and hair color when it comes to its teachers. I saw a photo of the young woman in question - a beautiful woman who has pink hair. As much as I might think she looks beautiful and would be proud to walk down the street with her, just like here in Canada, people will stare as though you are a freak. And in Japan, it is worse.

First off, depending on where you go in the country, people in some areas will stare at you more than others. In teh big cities like Tokyo and Osaka, walking down the street with your natural hair color will not get you stared at. The big cities are used to us gaijin (foreigners). But, out in the do inaka (the boondocks) where your city, town or village may have a small gaijin population, you will get stared at.

When I ws in Ohtawara-shi (City of Ohtawara) in Tochigi-0ken (Tochigi Prefecture) 20 years ago... Out of a population of 50,000 we had about 35 foreigners living and working in the city, including bartenders, foreigner exchange workers on a year or two exchange, the Asian Rural Institute that taught farming techniques to the so-called other Asian and Indian cultures, and a few assistant English teachers (AETs) on the JET (Japan Exchange & Teaching) Programme.

It sounds like a lot, eh? While we were all quite friendly with each other, we didn't all hang-out. Matthew Hall was probably the first to hang out more with the Japanese amongst us AETs, while the foreign Exchange workers lived in dorms with their fellow employees, and so probably went out drinking a fair bit more with them.

Oh yeah... our small city had an International Friendship association whereby they would have a party and invite a few foreigners out and they would all meet and chat with us. It was always fun and allowed people like myself to experience more of the Japanese than i would otherwise have been able.

Anyhow... despite Matthew, myself, Ashley and Jeanne (the AETs) being semi-famous and well known in the city, we would still get stared at by people as we would ride a bike alone (or with others). At that time, in my small city... foreigners simply weren't that common.

Visiting elementary schools, I would be beset with small fry begging for an autograph because I was the first foreigner that had ever seen and touched in person. It's an awesome experience.

The term gaijin, by the way, means outsider... gaikokjin is a polite way of saying foreign person.

My bosses at the Board of Education would correct people who would refer to me as gaijin... but truthfully, I know that no offense was meant. But I love that my bosses would correct others. Not everyone did that.

You asked about hair color and piercings... let me tell you about my friend Jim from Australia, whom I recently got back in contact with. Jim was one of the most fun-loving guys out there in the world, and he and I shared a few adventures that I only partially remember thanks to some intense drinking. But... there was a time when his office came up to him and suggested that it was time for him to get a haircut. It was shoulder length.

Meanwhile, My hair was pretty darn long... about half-way past the top of my shoulder blades, I wore an earring every now and then (left ear because I was 'cool'. Yeah, right), and I wore some colorful, but 1992-stylish clothes. Or maybe I was ahead of the curve because I was wearing a teal dress jacket, or a red silk jacket, stretchy hair bands to match my shirts... and would grow a beard or not as I felt like it. My bosses also came up to me one day to discuss my appearance. They said I looked 'cool'. None of that get a haircut stuff for An-do-ryu sensei! I was Ferris Bueller and I could do no wrong! True. My office, and my city, was pretty damn liberal.

Japanese folk were forever trying to get me to go out with a pretty Japanese girl every time it became known that Ashley and I had broken up... and pretty soon, I listened to them. Matthew... once again ahead of the curve.

I was not the first brown guy in my city... as mentioned there were plenty of them at the Asian Rural Institute... but my predecessor Cheryl Menezes from the U.K. was also of Indian decent. Did they pick me because I was brown and that was what they were used to? No idea. it doesn't matter.

What matters is that they were looking for someone who was a university graduate, a great communicator, great neutral English accent, played sports, taught piano and clarinet, loved to laugh and make others laugh. I knew nothing about teaching English. I know zero Japanese words when I arrived. I had only eaten Japanese food once ( a day or two before leaving), had never drunk sake (rice wine), and knew pretty much nothing about Japan except from watching Hashimoto-san cartoons and Godzilla flicks.

Seriously. I had pretty much no preconceived notion about Japan. Zero. I went in with an open mind and came out with it still open.

Japan will spit you up if you try and make it fit to your notioins about the way a first-world country should act.

Japan and the Japanese are super polite and will give you the shirt off  their back to help you out. Read about my first day in Japan: HERE. But, god help you if you are a woman. Even though everyone knew Ashley was with me, it didn't stop a drunken hand from reaching out to pinch her butt or try and squeeze her boobs, or for students to ask her what her three sizes are.

With pink hair and piercings you mat get stared at anyways - you do get stared at here in Canada, but we're too polite to continue staring after we get caught. The Japanese will continue to stare. It's not rudeness, but rather curiosity. Can the pirercings and hair color prevent you from being hired. I can't answer that. I don't know. My guess is yes. But, my guess tempers that answer by stating that it all depends on where you are applying (what part of the country), and who is doing the hiring.

Japan doesn't like too much of a freak show despite my opinion that it is itself a freak show.

Now... what about Canucks (Canadians)? They might think you are an American, but it is good to correct them friendly-like and gently. I did all the time. No one minds, because they are now even more curious... They knew about Anne of Green Gables (The girls did), salmon, skiing, and that's pretty much it. But that was cool, because I got to teach them not really about Canada, but rather how Japanese I could act... it was done on purpose because Japan is a tad xenophobic... and had (maybe had) a superiority complex about itself. I did my best to break down the stereotypes to show them that Canadians, Americans, Europeans, South Americans, Indians... hell, people... we're the same under the skin despite a few cultural differences.

Yeah... there are a lot of cultural differences, but let me tell you... Japanese people work because they have too. They love, get married, have kids, have affairs, have friends... they live. They don't get paid a lot.... hell, I made more money a year than a 20-year experienced teacher!, but that's life.

Look... I don't want to discourage you about going to Japan... but I would try to fit in. If that means getting the air back to a more (and I hesitate to use this term) 'normal' color - do it. Give yourself the best chance to succeed. If you wan to cahneg your hair color when you are there - go for it.

Piercings... nose, eyebrow? You may get questions. You may get the odd stare... will it prevent you from getting a job? Maybe. It might prevent you from getting a job here in Canada. Take'em out... get the job... ask your boss about piercings and hair color and adjust accordingly.

Unless your hair color and piercings define who you are, you will have to conform a bit in Japan. Don't be so stubborn as to let things like that stop you from experiencing the world. And... like I said... once there... let them experience YOU.

Somewhere wishing it was 1990,
Andrew Joseph    
     
  
    

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