I've spent the last evening drinking heavily in Nikko at a hotel with a whole bunch of AETs (assistant English teachers). I just turned 27 10 days ago, I'm living in Japan now for about 16 months. I am enjoying myself here... but I still find myself rife with women troubles.
Yeah, I just got laid yesterday by Junko, a fantastic Japanese woman who has fallen head over heels in love/lust with me - and took to stalking me... is it just men who are apt to sleep with their stalker? I know I did - twice yesterday... at her University in Utsunomiya-shi (Utsunomiya City)... got caught whilst entwined, and carried on.
I left her to go back to her boyfriend, while I traveled on with the rest of the AETs here in Tochigi-ken (Tochigi Prefecture) who are part of the Japan Exchange & Teaching (JET) Programme, to visit Nikko-shi (Nikko City) for a science/nature tour.
What I discovered is that I am a complete animal... a predator, if you will, constantly hunting women. Or perhaps just a single woman. I don't know. I only know that what I have, is not exactly what I want. I'm not even sure if what I am after is what I need.
Last night I made out with Karen, and got into a fight with Ashley... no, you are not mistaken... hardly the names of Japanese women.
I know, I know... who the hell goes to Japan to bang gaijin (foreign) chicks. No one. However, that's why it was easy for me to have my cake and eat it too... all the foreigners are busy chasing Japanese tail... and no one is around to chase the foreign tail.
Did I mention I was a virgin before I arrived here? To be honest... any tail would do... just as long as it's tail.
Regardless... After getting a fine sleep of 4-1/2 hours, I'm bright-eyed and bushy tailed... which translates into barely alive, for those who know what it means to drink a lot.
I'm down eating breakfast at 8AM... it's a beautiful day, and hardly looks like it's going to rain at all... I am known as the ame otoko (rain man), afterall.
First things first... I spot Ashley and march over to her.. kneel down beside her while she eats with a couple of other female AETs, and loudly proclaim how sorry I am for being a complete and utter jerk last night.
Hopefully, me making an ass of myself in front of these people here will show her how sorry I am.
She smiles and says it's okay... so I walk off and finish my breakfast with the boys. The JET Programme is very clique-ish... but me... I prefer talking to anyone who can stomach having a good time without being snotty about it.
As such, after breakfast I head out with great buddies Matthew and Jeff Seaman and visit Ryu-zu (Dragon Head) Falls. That's it in the photo above. Pretty damn, cool eh?
We then take a local bus down to Chuzenji-ko (Lake Chuzenji)... probably only something Matthew could figure out for us.... and watched a 15-minute promotional video on the nature of Nikko.
Have you ever seen a video for school made in the 1950s... complete with poor voice-over acting and crappy cinematography? That was this... only in Japanese.
What a waste of a science trip. Perhaps a guided nature tour would have been better?
Matthew and I leave Jeff to go back home (he's to the south, and we to the north-east), stopping back off at Utsunomiya to watch a movie at the theater... FX2.
I swear I smell apple blossoms in the air.
Junko!
I look around, but don't see her!
Damn minx... she must be here spying on me... or am I going crazy? Maybe.
But then I remember I'm carrying around a pair of her panties in my jeans. Don't ask. But it does feel sexy... in a dirty sex kind of way. But... I'm pretty sure that despite having her panties, that smell of apple blossoms was from her shampoo... not her underwear!
I glance around again... but if she's here... I can't see her.
Matthew and I take a train home and ride back to our local video store in Ohtawara-shi (City of Ohtawara).
I rent Child's Play 2 and watch it for an hour when I hear a soft knock at the door.
It's Junko.
I open up the door and help her off with her coat, shirt and pants, while she does the same for me. It's going to be a long day tomorrow, what with the no sleep and all.
Somewhere loving the dragon's head falls,
Andrew Joseph
Today's blog title is by: Godsmack. Video down below. Lyrics HERE.
PS: An-do-ryu, as I write my name in Japanese kanji means: Peaceful-leader-dragon.
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