Communication Breakdown

It's Thursday, November 7th, 1991 here in Ohtawara-shi, Tochigi-ken, Japan.

It's friggin' cold outside.

It's my last day at Ohtawara Chu Gakko (Ohtawara Junior High School) where I team-teach English hired through the JET (Japan Exchange & Teaching) Programme. It's also my last day as a 26-year-old.

Mrs. Bannai (Bannai-sensei) an English teacher at this school - and one of the cutest chicks I have ever seen - seriously... she must have been the mold for ever single female cutey-pie Japanese manga/anime (comic book/cartoon) character out there - anyhow... she's quite concerned about my eyesight and the fact I am constantly rubbing my eyes.

She and the school nurse think I should go to an eye doctor and get my eyes checked... but I tell them I am afraid to do so because of the language barrier. I would really like someone to go with me.

Maybe I just don't understand how things really are in Japan, but when I says something like this to any MAN here, they usually drop whatever they are doing and drive me someplace to resolve my problem/concern or issue.

This does not happen here. Of course, this is the first time I have ever confided to a woman here about any physical problem... so I don't really have a large sample base to work with regarding stereotypes.

But, no one offers to take me to an eye doctor, no matter how much I hint. And I'm quite good at doing that. No one blinks - except in that cute female Japanese way. Oh well.

During my school lunch with the kids, the boys talk pure sex with me. A lot of sex. In broken English and broken Japanese... At least it's in English mostly, so I do my best to provide them with answers about naughty English words and answer as much as I can about my own conquests, or recent lack thereof.

It is scary when you consider that these are 13-year-old boys, and I am twice their age (for now).

I go home... go out and rent a couple more movies, watch and relax and then go to bed at 12:30AM.

I have not plugged the phone back in for a few days now.

Somewhere my eyes hurt,
Andrew Joseph
Today's blog is by Led Zepellin. Yeah, I've used the title before... but it's Led Zep, man!

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