Godzilla Haiku

Let's file this one under something I should have created years ago. But someone beat me to it.

I love Haiku.

Haiku are three-line poems with the first line having five syllables, the second line containing seven syllables, and the third having five syllables.

It brings a tear to my eye. Just one tear and one eye.

HAIKU

What the hell... here's one I just came up with 47 seconds ago.

What did I step on?
Something is soft and squishy...
I must wipe my foot.

And another...

Radioactive
My morning breath is deadly.
I will kill Rodan.

Cheers
Andrew Joseph