Showing posts with label Ninja. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ninja. Show all posts

LEGO: Kill Bill

Hi. Here's a small LEGO diorama I built last week.

Despite never having played with LEGO as a child, I know find that as a child-like adult, I enjoy it a lot.

For slightly less than a year now, I have begun building LEGO dioramas inspired by feudal Japan. You can click on the links immediately below to see some of my Ozymandias-like work:

LEGO DIORAMA 1
LEGO DIORAMA 2
LEGO DIORAMA 3
LEGO DIORAMA 4

This diorama is obviously a departure from that.

Originally, it was just going to be a quiet Japanese style room with a bed, chair, bookcase and shoji doors (rice paper screen doors). The bed was tricky, in that I wanted to make it look like it had a bit of a ruffled quilt from use, but it was just supposed to be an empty bedroom. Quiet, serene and as Japanese as I could muster. I started it and completed it in 20 minutes last Thursday.

But late this past Friday night, I thought it might be fun to add a Japanese high school girl with a backpack I made using a Japanese sailor upper body and a cheerleader skirted lower body... and then I said, what the heck... let's mess it up.

I gave my high school LEGO minifig (mini-figure) a pair of sai blades and a geisha-faced female combatant in a judo gi (suit) using a kusarigama (chain-sickle).

If they were fighting in a bedroom, I had to have a shoji door blown off its hinges, right?

I know, I know... I'm sick. Anyhow, the scene reminded me of a cross between the fight scene between Go-Go Yubari, the Japanese schoolgirl killer (read HERE for a nice story on the cutey-pie actress who played Go-Go) in Kill Bill Volume II, and the battle in Kill Bill Volume I between Beatrix Kiddo (Uma Thurman) and Vernita Green (Vivica A. Fox) at Vernita's home.

It's not either of those scenes, but the diorama is certainly inspired by Kill Bill.

Enjoy:




by Andrew Joseph
PS: I'm now thinking of a nice Feudal Japan diorama featuring seven samurai riding horses down a tree-lined path, past an ox-cart laden with rice barrels, in front of a temple.
Idle hands are the devil's workshop.
Along with learning how to better focus a digital camera with my astigmatism, I also think I need to get laid.

LEGO: Above And Below The Sea

I've been building models since I was four, and sleeping with models since I was 29. I've done a lot of both. But despite gaining a lot of satisfaction from models, I've always been limited in one way, shape or form.

My first model was, believe it or not, a submarine. It was maybe 10-inches long - probably from Revell - and was grey moulded. I glued it together quickly if not inaccurately - but I did it all by myself - and them submerged it into my goldfish aquarium. You might think the glue would have killed the fish, but I know for a fact one of those fish lived to be 17 years of age - in my possession.

Anyhow... building models - you had to follow the instructions. There were no extra parts unless you built it wrong. As an adult, I would begin to alter my models - specifically the 1/24th scale cars  and smash them with another kit to create my own Hot Rods. Although for my WWII airplanes and for my spacecraft, I went with authenticity - the same for the classic war ships, like the Phoenician galley et al.

When I got into Dungeons and Dragons, I began painting my own figurines (25mm in size) and learned all sorts of cool techniques from Dragon Magazine. Then I began building my own D&D worlds with cardboard... and while the spirit was willing, the talent was weak. By the way, cardboard should have been written as 'corrugated'. Packaging industry veteran eh.

But, it wasn't until recently - the past two years - when I got my son involved in LEGO, that things began to snap together. I would buy my 4-year-old son the most complex and huge LEGO models knowing they were too complex for him to build just so I could build them. The Power Miners stuff was awesome. The same with LEGO City and LEGO Star Wars.

And then LEGO put out Ninjago when my son was five. The Japanese-stylized LEGO world. Awesome. And then LEGO put a shop seven minutes from my house. The fates were screaming at me to listen. So I did.

Combining new LEGO Ninjago sets, with some older Japanese ones from my cousin Marc to my son Hudson (now 6), combined with some LEGO Castle sets, and just plane bricks from the LEGO wall... I began to use my fertile imagination. All fertile soil needs some bull-sh!t, and I'm full of it. I then started buying special parts from E-bay and presto... I began building LEGO dioramas of Feudal Japan.

My wife thinks I am insane. My son knows I am. But, as every sane person knows, only a crazy person would say they are not crazy - but I am not crazy. Just passionate.

But I had to do something! The little bugger is building at a 10-year-old level and sure as heck doesn't need dear old dad's help to build anything. I needed an outlet!

Four huge dioramas later - you've only seen three (DIORAMA 1, DIORAMA 2, DIORAMA 3), I've decided to go small... and to try something different.

Levels.

This underwater scene is all about levels. A Japanese fisherman catches a fish out on the sea - unaware that a shark just below the surface is about to take his prize! Further down, a Ninja in flippers has made his way (unbeknownst to the fisherman) past the boat and is about to attack an octopus guarding a treasure - a skeleton - though the Ninja believes it is protecting a treasure chest. The Ninja is also unaware (or is he aware?) that behind him looms a shark, that if it wasn't for the caught fish distracting it, the Ninja would be in great danger... or perhaps the octopus would be.

No one is bothering the snail, the spiky plants going with the flow of the current, or the bamboo-like plants growing from the exposed rock near the boat. Some of the things the fisherman caught seem odd, though...

Levels.

Enjoy. And remember that it's all just bricks in the wall... 

I even think my photography is getting better - one definitely looks like it's completely underwater!

There is still one more small diorama being constructed slowly as I have to make a costume for a minifig (miniature figurine); one more large one needs to be re-examined to determine if I am actually finished; and then I have to figure out a way to combine the big ones with other dioramas not yet thought of. 


LEGO is cool - especially when you are only limited by your imagination. Of course, you have all heard about the two Canadian teenagers who put a LEGO minifig man into space, a few days ago, right? HERE.

By Andrew Joseph

Ninja And Scrabble

Ninja are easy to define, but difficult to see coming. Photo: Andrew Joseph
God help me, but I thought this was all quite amusing.

Ninja and Scrabble... my favorite board game. Scrabble that is, not Ninja.

Although I should state for the record  - and under no duress at all - that I actually like Ninja... not that I have ever seen one or even believe they exist except as dust in the wind.

Although, I did date one. Shinobu... whose name translates into Ninja Girl. She, though very nice and pretty probably could not have played Scrabble to save her life.

But that's not what this is all about. This blog is all about the perils of playing Scrabble with a Ninja and just like in Star Wars, "Always let the Wookie win". Enjoy.

Ninja enjoy being the Ninja stars of Scrabble:

An underlying theme seems to be a decided lack of sportsmanship.

But still, the Ninja possesses an uncanny desire to win - at all costs.

It's a good bet that even should you win the game, you may lose.


Compiled by Andrew Joseph
My name is worth 28 Scrabble points, unaided.



LEGO: Ninja Sneak Attack

Regular readers of this blog know I enjoy LEGO. Yes, it's because my soon-to-be six-year-old-son likes it and I didn't want to be left out... but I decided a few months ago to mix my love of Japan and new-found love of LEGO together.

The following montage of photos is my Ninja Sneak Attack On A Samurai. It's the first of four dioramas I am working on. I've finished another, but I may take it apart and rebuild it after having more ideas flood my tiny egg-shell mind. The other three dioramas are actually a lot bigger than this one. Heck... lots of trees in the others, too.

After this, over the next few months, I will hopefully reveal a feudal Japanese hamlet scene; a castle scene (that's the one I may rebuild); and a tranquil forest scene - but is it really tranquil? I've learned to add surprises to the scene... to give it action... or life.

Hopefully you like what I've done via the photos below. It is my first attempt, so I know there's room for improvement. I was also hindered by an inability to get LEGO parts I really wanted - even from my local LEGO shop and various shops on E-bay! Still... one does the best with one's limited parts, skill and finances.

Enjoy!



Cheers,
Andrew Joseph

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