Showing posts with label gestures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gestures. Show all posts

Gestures

I have no idea what this means. Damn. I used to be cool.
Let's take a look at some gestures in Japan... they are quite different from those we have in Canada, but the constant remains - flipping someone the bird (eff off!) involves simply extending the middle finger of either hand while holding the other fingers and thumb down. 
Now that we have that very important one out of the way, let's examine Japanese gestures and what they mean... that way, you can act accordingly when you see it.
 1) One of the most common gestures you will see is the "Who Me?" gesture that involves the individual pointing at their nose with their index finger. It seems pretty straightforward, but I know that here in Canada (and the US), we tend to point at ourselves at our chest and with a thumb or index finger. We don't get closer than a couple of inches, but the Japanese will touch their nose while saying "Arai? (Who Me?)". It's pronounced 'ah-ray'.
2) "I don't know" or "no" gesture is the waving of one's hand back and forth in front of the face.
3) "Come in" or "Come here" is done by straightening your arm, then bending the elbow up and with the fingers pointing downwards make a scratching motion with all the fingers moving towards the palm at the same time.
4) Pointing: don't use your index finger - that's just not cricket!
5) Money: When people imply that that money is the topic, they make the okay symbol, joining the thumb with the index finger, with the other three fingers extended.... or the three fingers could also be part of the roundness. The 'O' symbol obviously means 'coinage'. Back in the old days, the samurai warrior class never discussed money, so making this symbol - despite its popularity amongst men - is considered vulgar. 
6) Bowing: Bowing has multiple meanings, but essentially it is a sign of respect. It's a sign of greeting, or respect and let me tell you, you know you've been too long in Japan when you catch yourself bowing while on the telephone! The key to any good bow, besides hands at the side and a bend at the waist is the length of time to hold the bow. Usually... the more important the person you meet, the longer you hold the bow. If you aren't sure, the tie-breaker is the shoes. Look at the shoes and see if they are shinier and better than yours. Probably you, you dumb gaijin. Bow deeply. And don't forget to say "Dozo yoroshiku" (Pleased to meet you). Oh... and in traditional Japanese restaurants and very formal situations people will kneel and bow, but the main bow is the standing one.
7) The Peace sign (also known as the Vee for Victory sign): Once the symbol of the hippie, the peace sign is now used almost exclusively to ask for two drinks at a bar or by the Japanese as a goofy gesture when posing for a photograph.  
8) Counting: This one was weird for me. It was one I had no clue about until I started to actually pay attention to the hand gestures of people as opposed to just concentrating on their boobs. Counting from one to 10 in Japan is completely alien to me... and perhaps these drawings will give you a better first impression:
Opposite to that of the West, when counting start with the fingers extended, and then fold fingers into a fist, starting with the thumb and finishing with the little finger. Using the same hand folded in a fist raise the little finger for six, and continue until an open hand again.
And you better get it right... the Japanese way of creating a 'two' looks to the Western eye that there are three fingers up - thus 'three'... although to the Western eye, a three is formed by the thumb holding the little finger down with the index, middle and ring fingers extended.
9) Let's go for food: I like this gesture. Index and middle finger extended in front of mouth to resemble chopsticks, as if shoveling food from the other hand, which is cupped like a bowl.
10) Let's go for a drink: I like this gesture even more! In the west we place an erect thumb to our lips and make like it is being upended to the mouth - but in Japan you pretend you are drinking a sake cup and you tilt it upwards toward the mouth... but you can also pretend you are holding a glass of beer and pouring it in to your mouth.  
11) Let's go for sushi: I admit that I never saw this one, but I'm told it is used quite often. Perhaps my Japanese friends quite correctly assumed a dumb foreigner like me wouldn't recognize the symbol. To say, 'let's go for sushi', you slap the index and middle fingers down into the palm of your other slightly cupped hand. It's to show the wrapping of a sushi roll, and would only be used for sushi and not any other type of foods.
12) I promise: Do you know when little kids make a pinkie promise and wrap the little pinkie finger around another's pinkie finger? Adults will do it too... apparently the Japanese prime minster was seen doing it with another leader to accentuate a point.
13) That stinks!: Just like in Canada and the US, you can pinch your nose or you can wave you hand in front of it as though you are waving the smell away. It can be used as a real insult, as it may include bad breath or body odor.  
14) Thumbs up: It doesn't merely mean "Hey! That's cool!" or "Let that slave live", in Japan it denotes a father, boss or superior. Perhaps it also implies a penis.
15) Raising the little finger: In the west it could imply a small penis. In Japan, however, raising the little finger implies "woman" or that a woman is involved.  
16) Excuse me, I'm going past you: I still use this one many years removed from Japan. Should you want to move past someone, you use an open hand and a slight chopping motion. In the old days, showing an empty hand meant you were not carrying a sword or other weapon, and were thus not being aggressive.
Files compiled by Andrew Joseph

I Want You

It's Wednesday, November 14, 1991 and today I am teaching the junior high school students and English teachers of Wakakusa Chu Gakko (Wakakusa Junior High School) here in Ohtawara-shi (Ohtawara City), Tochigi-ken (Tochigi Prefecture), Japan all about Canadian/North American gestures.

In fact... I have four classes today. There are only five classes in the day. I have no idea why I am whining... the students have to do all five, even if the teachers do not. 

My big deal is that my four classes are all in a row. It's tiring to have to talk for four hours straight. Obviously it's not impossible, as I like to talk... just that there's no time to grab a water.

Who am I kidding? Here in Japan, the only beverage one gets to drink at a school if you are a teacher is green tea (o-cha).

My classes are interesting - to me at least. I just realized how many different gestures we use! Simple things like the different ways people wave, or the completely alien way westerners versus Japanese will use a hand to call people to them.

Westerners call people to themselves by holding a hand out, palm up and moving the fingers in towards the body.

Japanese bend the elbow, with the hand upright. The palm faces outward with the fingers straight up. The fingers are then moved up and down. If you have ever gone into an Asian shop and seen a large white cat doll waving its paw at you, it is calling you in to the store. C'mere gaijin!

If you've ever watched Blackjack players call for another card - flicking the cards towards themselves, it is similar to a Japanese 'come here'.

I show them the thumb's up - which I believe is an insult in Ghana, but comes from the Romans - specifically Caesar who would give a thumbs up if a warrior had fought well in the coliseum and should live, or a thumb's down if he deserved to die.

The peace sign, splayed upright index and middle finger when held with the thumb away from the body is essentially Vee-for victory... as well as victory over Japan from the war days. Of course, flipping the vee-sign with the thumb held towards the body and a slight movement upwards of the fingers is an eff you.

Westerners just extend the middle finger for an eff you. Italians might flick fingers from the chin outward for the same effect. Or maybe stick a thumb under the front teeth (nail down) and flick out to the victim. Or drag a lower eyelid down to proffer the evil eye.

Did you know that the Japanese can't do a razzberry? Sticking out one's tongue in derision and then flapping it in vibration with spittle flying everywhere.

I also offer classic eff you's like the three middle fingers help up while muttering "read between the lines" and holding up the little finger and saying "metric" - implying... hell, I know it means eff you, but metric would imply a larger number for the same value as the longer middle figure. This is reverse metric!

Anyhow, the lessons aren't the big thing today. In the morning, the teachers are informed by a policeman that a student here may have committed a crime.

My ears perk up, as I wonder if it was murder, rape, smashing property... but nope.

What the police know is that a student at this school (they know that because the shop keeper recognized the school tracksuit kids wear all the time) had sold a lot of video games to a rental shop for a lot of money.

The concern is that he MAY have shoplifted them from another store.

So, without  discovering who the student was and asking him, or any evidence that the games were actually stolen, the school decides to ban all students from entering a video game shop.

Really.

Anyhow, since I visited a sports shop yesterday and bought a ton of first edition Japanese baseball cards, I begin handing out duplicates to students who do well in the classes.

Wakakusa has a separate bunch of classes for some mentally-challenged kids with whom I eat lunch with every day. Omori-kun, one of the boys, really likes baseball so I give him about 100 of the cards I have left.

After school I ride my bicycle to the eye doctor - now that I know where it is after whining for days. I have a scratch on my cornea, and was given some medication for it. The doctor says that my eyes are okay and I can start wearing my contact lenses again.

Thank goodness! I was afraid I was never going to get laid again if I had to wear these binoculars I call glasses for another day.

On the way home I visit the video store and return a few movies. I run into my ex-girlfriend Ashley leaving school (Ohtawara Boys High School) and we ride back to my place where I make us dinner.

Jeanne calls... she's a neighbor of Ashley's in Nishinasuno-machi (Nishinasuno Town), and we chat for a few minutes. Jeanne is the acting president of the Tochigi-ken assistant English teachers on the JET (Japan Exchange & Teaching) Programme. I was, until very recently, the editor of the prefectural newsletter, but quit in a huff over a lack of perceived respect. Or depression.

Jeanne tries to get me to be a monitor at the upcoming JET conference in Gunma-ken (Gunma Prefecture). I don't even know what a monitor is supposed to do, but I refuse. She knows that all is not rosy in Andrew's wonderful rife and wants to know if I want to talk.

Sure... but not with problem number one, Ashley, over at the moment. I hem and haw until Jeanne asks me if Ashley is there right now. I say yes, and she understands completely.

Wanting to know if there was anybody I could talk to about my troubles, I tell her that just by asking, she has made a difference.

Satisfied that I'm not going to kill myself, she bids me good night and good luck - a veiled reference to the company I keep. She knows I am hung up on Ashley and that her as a friend is killing me, as I want us to be boyfriend-girlfriend again.

To hammer home my troubles, Ashley and I watch a porno cartoon and then the Wizard of Oz.

I had figured the porno cartoon would have got someone in the mood, but apparently I was completely mistaken.

Movies over, I follow the yellow brick road back with Ashley on our bicycles back to her place.

The end.

Somewhere learning a few new gestures for eff you,
Andrew Joseph 
Today's blog title is inspired by The Beatles

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