Top 10 Guide To Biggest Tits In Japan

Okay... admittedly this blog is not for everyone. This is just, as the title suggests, a reference guide to which 10 prefectures have, by average, women with the largest bust sizes - based on a government survey.

According to a recent Playboy Weekly issue (dated May 14, 2012), it has discovered which prefectures have the largest bust sizes on Japan's women. Please note that no sumo wrestlers or gaijin are reportedly included in this.

Japanese boob scarves. No comment.

First, the survey seems to have discovered that the more northern climes produce a larger bust size in women, as the cooler temperatures means more fat is required to keep people warm, and thus, since a woman's breast is made up of fat...  yes, cold weather contributes to the creation of  subcutaneous fat, which contributes to breast size.

You might as well learn something while you think you are just getting figures on sexy women. But let's be honest here. It is just fat. Women do not need large breasts to be considered sexy or beautiful.

I may have joked about trying to find the perfect woman while in Japan - a red-headed Japanese woman with big boobs, but it's certainly not the be all and end all. It's a fantasy. A fantasy the media helps spread in every country via beauty pageants, actresses of various AV and regular film, so-called beauty magazines.

Now... since this is a guide to where the biggest boobs are in Japan (look at your local gaijin), just remember, that it's not really the bust size ala 36-22-36... it's the cup size that is important. I have known many women with a small back that only afforded them a 32-inch bust... but possessed a wondrous D-Cup, which look even larger and more spectacular with their small frame.

Just remember that cup sizes get larger as the alphabet gets deeper. A-B-C-D-D-E-F, et cetera
So... first... let's look at some empirical evidence on cup-sizes, and then go back to some 'research' that only discusses bust sizes in the different prefectures. You can visit each one of the 47 prefectures and make up your own mind. Sukebe (pervert).

Boobs on Japanese women have been, on average, getting larger over the past 30 years. According to Japanese lingerie maker Wacoar, back in 1980, 58.6% of the bras THEY sold were an A-Cup. At that time, they did not produce an E-Cup.

In 1992, while your less than humble author was still being a slut around Japan, only 25.9% of all of Wacoar's bras were an A-cup.

By 2004, only 10%  were an A-Cup.

Conversely, there was an increase in sales for bigger cup bras. In 2007, 12.7% of Wacoar's sales are for an E-cup. That means 27.7% of Japan's women are kyonyu (the owner of big boobs).

Okay... now...  let's take a look at some old data (1992, to be exact) that was gathered by the Japanese government for some reason. Jollies, perhaps.

A league of her own...

Tied #1) Yamagata-ken & Miyagi-ken  = 83.9 centimeters (33.03 inches)

Tied #3) Akita-ken & Iwate-ken = 83.6 cm (32.91 in.)
5) Niigata-ken = 83.4 cm (32.84 in.)
6) Fukuoka-ken = 83.3 cm (32.8 in.)
7) Hokkaido-ken = 83.2 cm (32.76 in.)
Tied #8) Aomori-ken & Tochigi-ken = 83.1 cm (32.72)
10) Gunma-ken = 82.9 cm (32.64 in.)

Despite the impressive representative numbers from the east of Japan, overall, the western part of Japan had a larger bust size! Of the Top 10 above, excluding Fukuoka, all the rest are from the northeast of Japan... the colder parts of Japan.

Globally, Japanese women are amongst the smallest with the bust-size. But, again... so what? Cup size is the universal factor when a man (or woman) is a staring at a women's sweater puppets.  

Cup size vs bust size

According to the Tokyo-based LClove cosmetic manufacturer, it checked out the breasts of 50 women in each of the 47 prefectures. They discovered two of the prefectures actually averaged an E-Cup; nine prefectures averaged a D (an impressive failing grade); 17 prefectures had a C-cup average; 18 prefectures had a B-cup average; and only poor done by Saitama Prefecture averaged an A-cup. 

If it's any consolation Saitama-ken... it was a small sample size (no pun intended). (Maybe a little pun was intended). But seriously - only 50 people per prefecture were surveyed. I would like to see a much larger sample done to truly determine a more accurate gauge as to which prefecture has the larger breasts.  

As a disclaimer, I really don't give a crap one way or the other about boob size/cup-size. While it is unfortunate that women everywhere are visually judged by others by how large or small their breasts are, it is still a reality. 

I'm just the messenger. 

By the way, regardless of it all, I am still proud of Tochigi-ken (where I lived) for its 8th place showing. Still, I wonder just why the hell the Japanese government was taking down bust sizes back in 1992!

Compiled by Andrew Joseph 

Cleavage Bar Opens In Tokyo

If you are a single or horny man, you have to love Tokyo, Japan.

Always at the forefront of the sexual exploitation industry - in this case, finding new ways to exploit men from their yen for their yen of sexy women - Tokyo has opened up its fist cleavage cafe where beautiful women walk around in miniskirts and low-cut tops and serve customers in a bar.

What's the kick? They will offer you a shoe shine so you can stare down their tops. No sex, but it there is sexy.

File this under "My C-Cup Runneth Over" and check out the full uplifting story from The Tokyo Reporter HERE.

This could be a good thing, as I find that my shoes get very, very dirty - I could use a spit-shine.

Cheers
Andrew Joseph

Japanese Women Seek Part-Time Porno Work To Relieve Stress - Their Own!

Pssst. You know that hot-looking woman you asked out because she seems to like you but never seems to have time to actually go out with you on the weekends?

She might be a porno actress.

Like most of Japan's businesses, times have been tough lately. Electronics, automobile, etc. have struggled as people just don't seem to have to money to blow as they used to.

Which brings to head the Japanese adult video market. With sales limp and unlikely to rise in the near future, Japan's adult video industry is trying to pump revenues by slashing costs.

There are some 2,500 new Japanese adult videos slapping the store shelves each month - but sales are slumping. It's true. I can only afford to purchase about 2,000 of them each month as those of you have ever shaken my hand will attest to.

To maintain its ¥1/2-trillion (500,000,000) market, producers are being forced to create a film for only ¥1,000,000 (~Cdn/US $12,500) - which is down by 90% from the usual ¥10,000,000 (~Cdn/US $125,000).

How to do it? They are using weekend-amateur adult video actresses who may work by the inch rather than a standard industry scale.

Says an adult video production employee who seems to have his finger on the clitoris of the situation: "Monday through Friday, a woman might work very diligently at a bank. But on the weekend she’ll have an interest in doing something different and relieving stress. That’s the sort of reasoning we’ve been hearing regarding the increase (in weekend actresses).”

Ohhhhh ... yesssss! So for the average Japanese woman who is feeling stressed, performing in a porno movie is the way to blow away the pressure and earn enough money for that pearl necklace they have always wanted.

That can't be all there is to this is it? Let's get to the bottom of this situation.

Further, popular feature stories on sex appearing inside women’s magazines have also had an impact.

“By increasing knowledge of sex, desire has become stronger,” claims another production company employee. “The women will say that they hadn’t experienced pleasure during sex previously, and want to reach climax with a professional actor. For these gals, it’s not about money. Therefore, the industry can put them to work for less.”

Are you serious? Are these men serious? Are these women telling them this? That a professional male porno actor knows how to make a woman orgasm? Really? You know that most of the women in porno movies fake their orgasms, right?

Do these weekend whore-rriors know that a porno movie is shot in drips and drabs as camera angles are changed and breaks are taken? Most male porno actors can't even get it up and need a fluffer to get them erect. Yes... a fluffer is someone who gets the actor ready for action. Why?  Many men reading this may wonder what the fug? A pretty naked woman lying in front of me - I've already ejaculated twice in my pants... but that's the problem.

Often a male adult video actor will use something to desensitize the penis so that they can last longer... in some cases, it makes getting an erection difficult and difficult to maintain. And this is what will help the Japanese woman achieve stress release?

OMG! Is this what has happened since I left Japan?

Look... this is supply and demand. There are many Japanese women out there who want to earn extra money. I get it. I've had a few girlfriends professionally involved in various adult entertainment trades. But it was always to make money. Quickly and then get out and hope that no one saw you do it.

It's the same for the weekend actress. You should be acting. Not trying to get off. Make some extra cash on your back and hope that no one in your office recognizes you moaning 'iki iki' - because Japanese men don't watch a lot of porno. Riiiii-ght.

Back in the day, a top-flight Japanese adult film actress might make upwards of ¥5,000,000 (~Cdn/US $60,000) per movie. That's not tough to swallow.       

But, let's hear what former porno queen Komuro Yuri (surname first) had to say about the reverse cowgirl industry trending. The 36-year-old Komura was underneath a lot of meat but on top of the industry between 1996-1999. 

“Wages usually start high at the start and slowly drop off,” says the 36-year-old actress, who says she was paid one million yen for her first appearance. “Then my rate fell off to ¥700,000 (Cdn/US $8,500). But nowadays I’m hearing girls will receive ¥100,000 (Cdn/US$1,200) at their debut, with the drop off hitting ¥50,000 (Cdn US $600).

“If that were the case for me, I wouldn’t do it,” Komuro continues. “The meaning of being an actress today is something like being an amateur engaged in a hobby.”

Hunh. I like her attitude. Everyone who has a job has probably been screwed in the ass at some point in time... but in the porno industry, if you're going to let that happen, you better be well compensated for it.

But, despite Ms. Komuro's protestations that the newer cheaper adult video industry is not all that it is cracked up to be, the industry itself is actually having an easy time finding actresses to fill the void left by the porno star.

While adult video companies once used scouts to pick women off the streets, thanks to public nusianse complaints, they are no longer being utilized. Instead, social media leads the way. Instead of the industry searching for women, now women search for the industry, visiting websites and filling out applications and seeing upfront the meat of a contract as well as what skills might be required for a particular film.

Anyhow... guys... if it makes you feel any better to realize that the Japanese woman you want to boink isn't going out with you because she wants to relieve stress by orgasming while participating in a porno movie - she ain't. 

I have no problem with an adult making money any legal way she chooses. My only concern is that the industry is now setting itself to be inundated by underage girls looking for a fast buck (I meant 'buck', as in money). Yes, proof of age is required, but kids have ben flashing their private fake ID for decades to get into places they shouldn't.

By Andrew Joseph